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A Man’s “Wandering Eyes” Leads to Vicious Piggy Bank Attack

SPRING HILL – A Spring Hill woman faces an Aggravated Battery charge, after a domestic dispute led to her “Breaking the Bank” over her husband’s head.

According to reports, on Sunday, January 10th, deputies responded to 13143 Drysdale Street, after reports of a domestic battery between husband and wife. Upon their arrival, deputies made contact with the victim, John Derbyshire, who stated that his wife, Denise Derbyshire accused him of having “wandering eyes” and then pushed him to the ground. While on the ground, Denise retrieved a porcelain piggy bank and smashed it over her husband’s head.

Deputies responded to the couple’s home address, located at 3309 Landover Blvd, where they made contact with Denise. During an interview, Denise stated “I’m stupid; I struck my husband over the head with a child’s bank.” At that time, Denise handed deputies a plastic bag with multiple pieces of the bank inside. Denise explained that she was afraid her husband was going to leave her and that he never touched her during the dispute.

Denise Derbyshire was taken into custody and charged with Aggravated Battery. She is currently free on $250.00 bond.

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  • She really is a sweet person….. Stop living in denial people! We have all temporarily lost it at some time in our lives.

    Thursday, 21 January 2016, 8:45 pm
  • Everyone has issues but seriously all u need to grow the hell up stop sayi g she’s this she’s that I happen to know her and for all u to be so damn rude u have no ideas wat she has been thru and the way she looks is by of all the crying as has been doing if you all have a problem find me

    Thursday, 21 January 2016, 4:48 pm
  • To hot to handle boschump will look at her or it or thing and yes boschump is single dont care about story she fugly stop an 8 day old clock smh idiot .

    Thursday, 21 January 2016, 12:24 pm
  • That’s the true meaning of giving your two cents worth….. LMAO

    Thursday, 21 January 2016, 8:51 am
  • Boschump, single I would guess!

    Wednesday, 20 January 2016, 7:26 pm
  • Oh yeah, honey I love you so much, but I am gonna smash you in the head with this piggy bank, smdh. Get real, if you have to beat em up to keep them, they aren’t worth keepING in the first place. Geeze women shouldn’t hit men and men shouldn’t hit women,period, case closed.

    Wednesday, 20 January 2016, 12:11 pm
  • I’d have wandering eyes to being married to that….then again she probably looked good to him when he’s drunk….

    Wednesday, 20 January 2016, 11:46 am
  • Pretty funny she only gets a 250.00 dollar bond & still some women think it’s HIS fault! if he hit her over the head with a PIILOW or a WET NOODLE he’d have 10,000 dollar bond & you women would be calling for prison or saying she should kill him. some women just Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

    Wednesday, 20 January 2016, 8:33 am
  • Listen Joshua Thomas u would look like that too if u were crying the whole time and it’s not what the fight was about so get the real story first and another thing u idiot maybe she loves him more than u think dummy

    Wednesday, 20 January 2016, 1:19 am
  • Lol JoshuaT. Lol

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 3:56 pm
  • There isint a woman around here to look at and look at that mess of a woman hell id be looking away just not to see her.lmbo

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 2:00 pm
  • I understand why John doesn’t want to bounce the eyes, it’s just taking in the scenery and he goes home so what’s the harm?
    Well, Denise feels bad, that’s the harm. She isn’t alone, it’s a common problem.
    Men’s groups where they read the literature and train themselves to be better husbands can help.

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 8:20 am
  • Steve its$ 250.00 bond idk where did you get 250 k from but that would certianly break the bank lol

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 7:55 am
  • P.S. this IS hysterical. Men will never learn. Smh…

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 4:13 am
  • Uhhh…Steve Good, go put on some glasses. It does NOT state $250k bond. It states $250.00 bond. You need some GOOD glasses…. 🙂

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 4:11 am
  • It said 250.00 unless they fixed the typo.

    Tuesday, 19 January 2016, 2:54 am
  • Who dropped the dime on her?

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 11:04 pm
  • Better use the money out of that broken piggy bank for an attorney and some anger management.

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 10:27 pm
  • 250k bond, please tell me this is a typo.

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 9:47 pm
  • Get your eyes back in your head John, I would make sure there’s no baseball bats laying around. Lmbo

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 8:55 pm
  • If you have trust issues seek God…. or walk away…. geeze….

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 8:38 pm
  • This is just any pissed off woman at the wrong time, very rarely do men report this bc they dont want to look like a wimp…and he probably is!

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 8:34 pm
  • LMAO

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 8:28 pm
  • Lmao

    Monday, 18 January 2016, 8:22 pm

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