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“Extraterrestrials Told Me to Do It” Says Woman Charged with Grand Theft Auto

SPRING HILL – A man’s poor choice to leave the keys in his car, led to the “abduction” of his 2014 Nissan Versa from the parking lot of Panera Bread, yesterday.

According to officials, William Kehoe stopped at the Panera Bread on U.S. 19 around 6:45 a.m., to enjoy a cup of coffee with a friend. For reasons unknown, Kehoe left his car keys in the vehicle and the windows down.

While inside, a woman entered Kehoe’s vehicle, rummaged through his personal items and placed two eyeglass cases on the sidewalk. At that time, the woman fled the area in Kehoe’s vehicle in an unknown direction of travel.

Later that day, a friend of Kehoe, John Stachowiak, located the vehicle in the parking lot of Big Lots on Commercial Way. Kehoe responded to the scene and confronted the woman who was still seated in the vehicle. Kehoe asked the woman, later identified as 29-year-old Amber Elizabeth Simpson, what she was doing in his car. In a very confused state, Simpson replied “Someone told me to take it.”

Deputies who arrived on the scene say Simpson appeared to be psychotic and was speaking about extraterrestrial beings telling her what to do.

Simpson is charged with one count of Grand Theft Auto and is free on $2,000 bond.

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  • Maybe she just really wanted to go to big lots! Lol

    Sunday, 27 September 2015, 10:00 pm
  • Definitely not related to her or Joe Simpson !! And yes living the good life drugfree !!

    Sunday, 27 September 2015, 5:55 pm
  • Definitely not related to her or Joe Simoson

    Sunday, 27 September 2015, 5:53 pm
  • Boschamps idk if she is related but there is Jessica Simpson who is related to Joe but she sobered up off the meth years ago.

    Sunday, 27 September 2015, 8:51 am
  • Not safe to leave anything unlocked in Springhill, glad I don’t live there

    Saturday, 26 September 2015, 12:53 pm
  • Pretty good ETs to see the only vehicle in the parking lot with the keys still in it. Wonder how they did that?

    Saturday, 26 September 2015, 8:33 am
  • Ahhh we have at least we are not killing each other this much better, have great weekend

    Saturday, 26 September 2015, 7:23 am
  • crazy …… that’s my ex……Lmao

    Saturday, 26 September 2015, 6:50 am
  • Must be related to that clown Joe Simpson…hahaha….GOT METH?..

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 11:50 pm
  • Thats my ex shes a veteran. She was a great woman, she just lost her mind

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 9:15 pm
  • I for one believe her,why would any sane person do that so something told her to do it, there are many force out there we dont understand, maybe they wanted a panara bagel with cream cheese too.

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 7:30 pm
  • Alrighty then… can someone lock up the space cadet for awhile? God knows how many deranged people are lurking about this town. We literally take our lives in our hands each time we leave our homes, go to a store or restaurant or drive on the roads. SMH

    Tom, good job and thanks for keeping us informed on what’s going on in this town. If it wasn’t for RNRF we wouldn’t know anything.

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 7:05 pm
  • Jessica Simpson’s uglier relative?

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 5:27 pm
  • PHONE HOME E.T. PHONE HOME, SIMPSON NEEDS YA. (I LOVE THAT MOVIE 2)???LMBO I never leave my car unlocked,gee I have been known to lock my husband out of house when he takes the trash out. Just can’t be too careful. No I don’t do drugs, just having a laugh on a kinda boring Friday afternoon. STay safe this weekend people.

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 4:36 pm
  • Meth meth meth she was my neighbor but if you want to talk to aliens all you got to do Is shoot up some meth

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 4:06 pm
  • Nothing but a “cute” girly answer, and whoa easy with the law. It’s latest game in town.

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 4:06 pm
  • I wanna know was the car owner meeting with head alien cause who leaves keys in a car around here Im thinking conspiracy.

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 2:33 pm
    • I was going to ask who would be stupid enough to leave the keys in the car WITH the window down….

      Friday, 25 September 2015, 6:56 pm
  • and they let her out on bail to be masterminded by alien beings again…

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 1:42 pm
  • Wow what i want to know why there’s only a hand full of idiots thats talked to or seen an alien In this world. What the hell is going wrong in people’s heads to make them do what they do

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 1:08 pm
  • ET has gone to the other side of the law, too bad and i liked that movie,, LOL

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 12:33 pm
  • Tweaking on drugs, maybe?

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 12:01 pm
  • Well extraterrestrials should of keep her from being caught lol

    Friday, 25 September 2015, 11:58 am

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