Nude Man Takes a Dirt Swim to “Relieve Stress”
SPRING HILL – Yesterday, we reported that a Florida Wildlife Commission Officer encountered a nude man running through a patch of woods. Now, after receiving the full report from the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office, it turns out that the nude man wasn’t running – he was swimming. Well, swimming in a patch of dirt, that is.
According to reports, 56-year-old Norman Wayne Pynn, of Masarytown, was observed lying on the ground, moving in a swimming motion. When asked what he was doing, Pynn stated “I’m just relieving some stress.”
Pynn was taken into custody and charged with one count of indecent exposure. He is free on $1,000 bond.
SPRING HILL – A Florida Fish and Wildlife Officer requested urgent backup this morning, when he encountered something “strange” in the woods near Anderson Snow Road and Corporate Blvd. That “strange” encounter turned out to be a completely nude man running through the woods; so, as a precaution, several deputies responded to the scene, where the man was taken into custody without incident. Fire Rescue also responded, to make sure the man wasn’t under the influence or experiencing a psychiatric episode. Turns out, the man wasn’t suffering from either condition; rather, he just forgot that running naked in public was illegal.
Sources tell RNRF, the suspect claimed to be a nudist and was just going for a morning run, but that information hasn’t been confirmed.
At this time, officials have not released the identity of the suspect. RNRF will provided that information once it is made available.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, RNRF did not capture footage of the suspect running naked through the woods – we “apologize” to our viewers.
UPDATE: 3/10/2016, 5:39 A.M. – 56-year-old Norman Wayne Pynn is charged with indecent exposure and is free on $1,000 bond.
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