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Residents Discover Unconscious Man in Driveway, Search Reveals “Bizarre” Device

BROOKSVILLE – An early morning incident inside the Trillium Subdivision left neighbors and First Responders scratching their heads, after a man was found passed out in front of a residence with some very “odd” possessions.

Deputies and Fire Rescue responded to the 14627 Wake Robin Drive around 10:00 a.m., after witnesses say an unconscious man was found lying the driveway. Turns out, the man was not suffering a medical condition but sources say he was most likely under the influence of drugs or alcohol. One witness, who wished not to be identified, tells RNRF that around 3:00 a.m. the suspect was heard banging on the door of the residence, asking to buy drugs. When the suspect was turned away, he passed out in the driveway until witnesses called 911.

After the suspect was cleared medically, deputies searched the suspect, who is now identified as 31-year-old Adam Marcell Crespo, and found marijuana, drug paraphernalia, and a few other bizarre items. Witness claim Crespo was found in possession of a BB Gun, two cell phones and a very large sexual device. Witnesses say they overheard Crespo explaining that he used the “device” for personal reasons and with friends the night before, however, that information has not been confirmed.

Crespo was transported to the Hernando County Jail and charged with possession of marijuana, paraphernalia, and prowling. Bail has been set at $3,000.

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  • Why did they wait from 3:00 AM to 10:00 AM to call police?

    Tuesday, 29 August 2017, 4:42 pm
  • I believe he passed out from ecstasy. Probably rode that pony all night long!

    Tuesday, 29 August 2017, 10:13 am
  • That thing looks more like a tool the cops might use to break down your front door…Nicknamed the jackhammer!

    Monday, 28 August 2017, 7:28 pm
  • seriously! this isn’t funny, seriously sad, but……………….i’m laughing to fricken hard much to further comment! esp.most of the other comments on here………….o.m.g.! dudes gotta be praying he could morph into another human being outta sheer embarrassment! can ya freak’in imagine??? YIKES!

    Monday, 28 August 2017, 5:32 pm
  • THE good news is , he wont need that DILDO in jail 🙂

    Monday, 28 August 2017, 1:36 pm
  • You cant jump to conclusions….He could have been one of the many door to door dildo salesman and was in the middle of a demo. LOL

    Monday, 28 August 2017, 11:57 am
  • Can two ride for the price of one?

    Monday, 28 August 2017, 5:58 am
  • I just feel bad for the dildo.

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 9:07 pm
  • I thought I saw a bunny rabbit

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 8:54 pm
  • Yikes! That bizarre thingy is HUGH, ouch:) LOL! People are getting crazier everyday…

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 8:11 pm
  • “Real News”

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:23 pm
    • ???
      Way to go Tom!!
      ANOTHER life ruined! ?
      This crespo guy won’t show his face any time soon @ that dope house!
      3′ DILDO with his pants down! ?
      Good thing he pulled it out before the cops got there! They better do a FULL cavity search at the jail. He might have more stuff Kestered, like a 3′ bong.

      Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:38 pm
    • Have his friends confirmed his story yet Tom? Did they say they were partying with the giant DILDO , I’d like to know who they R ? Let’s put em out there!
      Who was with him last night??

      Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:47 pm
    • They should have told him , if he can hide it, he walks free. Well,, GIMPS free

      Sunday, 27 August 2017, 6:04 pm
  • Way to keep it classy! it amazes me what has happened to hernando co since i moved here in 1984. if its not drug addicts wielding sexual devices its prostitutes or strippers committing murder in hotel parking lots! got to love the diversity in Hernando County.
    P.S. (sarcastic remark) for those who dont understand sarcasim

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:17 pm
    • Jeremy, you left out one thing, people don’t know how to spell sarcasm. Idiot

      Monday, 28 August 2017, 12:35 pm
  • Looks awful bright out for 3 A.M.

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:12 pm
    • Apparently the concerned neighbors let him lay there for 7 hours before calling police..

      Sunday, 27 August 2017, 11:30 pm
  • So sad for a news outlet to blur out a dildo. WTF.

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:03 pm
  • Simple fix for idiots….hangem, than shootem. Case closed

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 4:27 pm
  • $3,000 not $300.00

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 4:11 pm
  • So I looked up this Adam Crespo and low & behold he belongs to only one Facebook group called: FLESHLIGHTS, RABBITS, and other fun pastimes of Hernando,Pasco,Citrus with currently 22 members…Looks like this is a traveling dildo…Something tells me this local Facebook group will now see an increase in new members. lol


    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 4:08 pm
  • Gonna think Long and Hard about this story

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 3:47 pm
    • Debbie, from the looks of the “blur” if you hit the switch you can not only think Long and Hard about it but also Vibrate with joy while doing so!!!! Do the shimmy, shimmy shake.

      Sunday, 27 August 2017, 5:42 pm
  • Should have beat him with that dildo..

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 2:59 pm
    • looks like some one already did. ( mushroom stamp to forehead in mugshot )

      Monday, 28 August 2017, 11:05 pm

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 2:56 pm
  • So…….for $300.00 bail, Adam may soon be knocking on a door near you.

    Sunday, 27 August 2017, 2:41 pm

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