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Wayward “Nudist” Arrested After Running Naked Through the Woods

SPRING HILL – A Florida Fish and Wildlife Officer requested urgent backup this morning, when he encountered something “strange” in the woods near Anderson Snow Road and Corporate Blvd. That “strange” encounter turned out to be a completely nude man running through the woods; so, as a precaution, several deputies responded to the scene, where the man was taken into custody without incident. Fire Rescue also responded, to make sure the man wasn’t under the influence or experiencing a psychiatric episode. Turns out, the man wasn’t suffering from either condition; rather, he just forgot that running naked in public was illegal.

Sources tell RNRF, the suspect claimed to be a nudist and was just going for a morning run, but that information hasn’t been confirmed.

At this time, officials have not released the identity of the suspect. RNRF will provided that information once it is made available.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, RNRF did not capture footage of the suspect running naked through the woods – we “apologize” to our viewers.

UPDATE: 3/10/2016, 5:39 A.M. – 56-year-old Norman Wayne Pynn is charged with indecent exposure and is free on $1,000 bond.

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  • Is it any wonder that people outside the state of Florida think that people that ;live in Florida are nuts.

    Thursday, 10 March 2016, 10:17 am
  • Great reporting Tom 🙂 We need more stories (and pics) like this. What a great laugh I had over this one. I’d say he was taking the short cut back home to Masaryktown because he got busted with someone’s wife…lmbo. 😉

    Thursday, 10 March 2016, 3:41 am
  • Looks as something is up with typos. But not the users doing it this time.

    Thursday, 10 March 2016, 2:07 am
  • Dammit Lemons didnt get any video or pics of his sexiness running through the woods! Smh
    Thanks for the laugh and last paragraph. Maybe next time.
    Hell who doesnt like to be naked. He clearly is comfortable in his own skin wearing his birthday suit.
    I will add that it was a good thing ems came only bc of the very serious drugs out there ppl are not aware of that make you so hot or have hallucinations that make ppl take off there clothes and run. As we have seen reported before and have died. So glad this came out good and a funny story. Much better than most stories of the reality that’s going on around here. Good job Tom 😉

    Thursday, 10 March 2016, 2:03 am
  • Slow news day. 3 different governmental agencies chasing 1 naked man. Gee, the time & $$ spent.

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 9:51 pm
  • that’s messed up a old man run with his dong slinging its funny too bet the police laughed don’t tell me they didn’t i’d pissed myself right there laughing so hard i’m totally straight but that would of been funny as hell to just drive by and see that go to a nude beach he’ll file law suit discrimination of his belief don’t say he wont theres gays it got passed whos with me

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 9:19 pm
  • tom all your comments are missing the letter h __ jklmnop

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 9:11 pm
  • what the hell is fish and wild life doing in the woods near anderson snow and corporate blvd anyways? no hunters or fishermen will be in that area!

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 7:47 pm
    • looks like your “i” isnt workin Paul lol

      Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 9:08 pm
  • I was at the corner of the truck route and Broad Street when I saw the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission truck with its sirens on speeding down Broad Street. Only in Spring Hill! Lol

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 7:05 pm
  • Did that make you free good tp post that information Sandy K. What a compleat dumb ***.

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 6:23 pm
  • His nickname is “Shorty”

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 5:45 pm
  • Who cares Sandy! It’s not that big a deal! Jeez so what he was naked lol better than driving a motorcycle 80 mph without a helmet or texting while driving or drinking alcohol n driving or dealing drugs or actually doing something wrong. And urgent back up ? Why and fire rescue responded because he might be under the influence of something or a psychiatric episode ? Really? What a waste of an ambulance. No wonder it takes so long to get an ambulance these deputy’s call for rescue for BS then an actual emergency occurs and an ambulance from another zone has to respond. Just take him to the hospital in one of those 6 cruisers on scene!

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 5:28 pm
  • Maybe, just maybe he was running from spring hill where there are some real idiots doing stupid things and he didn’t want to fit in, just maybe….

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 4:02 pm
  • NORM!!

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 3:11 pm
  • PYNN, NORMAN WAYNE / 231 MONROE AVENUE MASARYKTOWN FL 34602
    Bond Amount $1,000.00

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 2:59 pm
  • Just got back from Portland, Oregon. Turns out it’s not illegal to be nude in public in Portland. Not sure about the whole state. Guess they discovered no harm is done to a child seeing a full grown adult in a natural state.
    And, if he was running in the woods – was he in public?

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 2:49 pm
  • You can tell that spring is right around the corner with the “Wildlife” that is being spotted running through the woods! Just call him “The Breeze”. Airing it out for everyone to see.

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 2:48 pm
  • “Turns out, the man wasn’t suffering from either condition; rather, he just forgot that running naked in public was illegal.” How would someone forget something like this.

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 2:28 pm
  • Don’t see anyone naked, maybe he’s sitting in the car or they put a shirt on him. The guy in the red tee looks like Dennis the plumber.

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 2:10 pm
  • Apology greatly accepted we will pass on that one

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:56 pm
  • Really Tom? An open invitation to use the word “frolicking” and you pass it up? You should be ashamed of yourself!!

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:51 pm
  • It has been confirmed that this gentleman did not need any milk not today

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:46 pm
  • Urgent backup lmao…Only in Florida

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:39 pm
  • This is so much better than our usual spring hill violence and accidents. ..thank you for the laugh, Mr Nudist.. ands thank you RNRF for not catching the incident as it was happening :-p

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:37 pm
  • He probably had to climb out a window because the husband came home…LOL….or parents !! This is too funny 🙂

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:34 pm
  • Free bird ?

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:34 pm
  • TOM – HOW DARE YOU TO NOT VIDEO THE NAKED MAN! LOL

    He was probably just taking a shortcut to CALIENTE and saving time
    by not having to remove his clothes AFTER his arrival.. 🙂

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 1:25 pm
  • Maybe his “girlfriend’s” husband came home!

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 12:55 pm
  • Was his name Alexander Dumb***??

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 12:31 pm
  • Just when you think you have heard it all,lmao. Maybe he was going to get in shape to try out for “Naked and afraid tv show” Which I DON’T WATCH!, Fortunately no video Tom, thanks, needed a good laugh.?

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 12:31 pm
  • Thank you for not filming this. *smile* I forgive you.

    Wednesday, 9 March 2016, 12:24 pm

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